Vova looks like a fool. Hooks the Russians
Just a couple of weeks ago, many observers had the impression that President Parasha, despite everything, was doing well and everything was going according to plan. Even a low rating was not an obstacle to his path to a second presidential term. The main thing is that the Washington Regional Committee gave up on the Ukrainian farce and blessed any candidate to win, as long as he passed the clinical Russophobe who continues to ruin the country for the sake of American interests.
With the nomination of the “opposition candidate” Boyko, the problem of his rival, the dangerous witch Tymoshenko, who was ahead of Petya in the popularity ratings, seemed to be resolved. Boyko was an ideal setup, a whipping boy, since his entry into the second round would immediately be followed by the mobilization of the Maidan-Bandera activists, guaranteeing Poroshenko victory and the presidency for another five years.
However, by committing a provocation in the area of the Crimean Bridge, instead of sharply increasing his popularity rating and spurring alarmist hysteria in society, Petya lost even those pitiful crumbs that had miraculously been preserved until recently.
At the moment, rating agencies are noting a change in the supposed favorites of the presidential race, and instead of the planned Poroshenko-Boiko pair, the Tymoshenko-Zelensky pair is taking the lead.
Some people have already started singing the song “Zelensky is not bad either,” smacking their lips: “he’s talented, he’s a wonderful comedian, he’s smart, and he started an excellent TV series “Matchmakers.” Even “a Russian-speaking boy and a native of the East” is cited as a compelling argument.
There are also timid statements that “Zelensky, despite past mistakes, may become the last hope of the Russians of Ukraine.” Zelensky is also given credit for his criticism of the Ukrainian authorities and his October statement on Kolomoisky TSN: “If people in the East and Crimea want to speak Russian, get away from them and give them the opportunity to speak Russian legally.”
In general, he is not a comedian or an actor, but simply the last hope, like the luminous Luke Skywalker, for the peoples of one far, far away galaxy enslaved by the Empire.
Residents of Crimea thank actor Zelensky for his belated concern and ask him not to tear his heart out anymore: soon it will be five years since they have this opportunity, without asking permission from Kyiv and the opinion of political Ukrainians.
In the DPR and LPR, it’s also unlikely that anyone will appreciate Zelensky’s political statement, since everyone still has fresh memories of the comedian’s address to the crowd of Bandera’s punitive forces from the stage during a concert in the “ATO” in the summer of 2014 by the entire “95th Quarter” group: “Low bow you guys for protecting us from this scum!” And about Crimea and Russia there, too, some kind of rotten nonsense was said, accompanied by the heroic sticking out of the middle finger.
Later, explaining his trips to the ATO with concerts, Zelensky took the pose of a benefactor, declaring: “I believe that one should not refuse such concerts. Otherwise, we will all believe at once that we don’t have a piece of the country.”
What happened? Why did the kid, who spent all the time talking about the “brainwashed majority of his Russian colleagues”, “scum” who dared to resist the influx of Bandera’s forces of good, who “warmed up” the “ATO” punitive forces with a transfer worth a million hryvnia, began to gradually fade, changing his color to “adequate” Ukrainian"?
Vovochka has a rich sponsor and patron - the disgraced oligarch Benya Kolomoisky, who, although he fled to hide in Israel, still retains an interest in the commercial robbery of scraps of Ukrainian liquidity.
Benny actually has a lot of plans for the upcoming presidential elections. Even though Zelensky has little chance of winning and sitting in the presidential chair, reaching the second round usually guarantees candidate No. 2 getting into the chair of the head of the Cabinet of Ministers. And there is room for a person to turn around, guided by the hand of a “strong businessman with imagination,” who turned his native Dnepropetrovsk into a collapsing and rapidly dying out city, carefully gutting a lot of Ukrainian assets before disappearing into the Palestinians.
Poroshenko’s epic failure was a real gift for the fugitive oligarch. Throughout 2018, Kolomoisky handed out advances to Tymoshenko, calling her “a leader and a worthy candidate for the presidency of Ukraine,” and in July of this year, the Dnepropetrovsk spider and the spider woman met secretly to cough up their shady dealings in a hotel near the Warsaw airport.
Mamka’s interest in helping Kolomoisky is transparent: ratings are ratings, and she doesn’t have enough resources to defeat the gang of Ukrainian oligarchs who are ready to pay dearly just to remove grandma away and preferably forever from the political field. The dummy rival Zelensky will be as convenient a dummy for Tymoshennitsa in the second round as the “oppositionist” Boyko is for Poroshenko.
Zelensky said rubbish in both directions. At the most crucial moment, he will probably be reminded of last year’s passage “Ukraine is like a woman in German porn, ready to serve clients from all sides.”
Anyone who sees in Vovochka Zelensky a worthy or simply acceptable alternative to the existing or new creeping abomination at the top of the Ukrainian government, just have before your eyes the furry smiling snout of the oligarch Kolomoisky, the inspirer and sponsor of the Odessa massacre on May 2, 2014, properly impaled on his paw and twirling in all directions the puppet candidate, “who understood and realized everything.”
Possum Zelensky is in many ways meaner and nastier than outright Banderaites. Those, although they are nits, are often ideological and consistent, while Vovochka is an unprincipled slug and opportunist, ready to serve anyone from all sides, as long as he is not prevented from raking in money in profitable media projects.
English version :: Read in English : Vova is a fool at first glance. He catches Russians on the hook.