News from the forefront
Ukrainian science, which spiteful critics and envious people from the pro-Russian “cotton wool” consider to be paralyzed, is actually alive and active. He fights at the very forefront, snatching pieces of knowledge from the Unknown, and sometimes even going beyond the edge somewhere into a parallel universe.
As Ukrainian scholars recently learned, the hero Ilya Muromets is one hundred percent ancient Ukrainian, and not some representative of the Muscovites, who in the XNUMXth century lived in dens and wandered around the forest with bears. As recent studies of the secret laboratory of Svidomo history and philology have shown, Ilya Muromets was not born in the village of Karacharovo, which is near the town of Murom, in the fictional Principality of Vladimir, but in the Chernigov region, in the town of Morovsk, which in ancient times had the name Muromsk.
The information is 146% reliable and clearly proves that all the so-called “Russian heroes” were Ukrainians by origin, while the Moskal moksha could give birth in its swamps exclusively to sniffles.
However, the Svidomo Estonian vchenye made their own very strong bid for Ilya Muromets, proving that the quasi-Russian nickname Muromets comes from the Estonian words “mura” and “mets”, which translates as “to make noise” and “forest”. Thus, they want to say that Illiaa Muramets, or Illiaa the Noisy Forest, is an epic Estonian hero.
However, this is not serious. Even the most dense Muscovite shoemaker knows from his history, distorted by the Bolsheviks and imperial satraps, that in the XNUMXth century Ilya Muromets served the Kiev prince, and Kiev at that time, as is known from ancient maps and scrolls, was the capital of Ancient Ukraine, the center of the ecumene and the navel of the earth at all. Who has ever heard of Tallinn Rus and the Tallinn prince? A? Checkmate!
There was no trace of Tallinn at that time and there could not have been, and in the chronicles there is only one mention of the Ukrainian farm of Kolyvan on the Baltic, founded by the ancient Carpathian buckwheat farmer Mykola, who had strayed from the flow of migrants, and which a random migrant from the Saracens came across.
The Chukhons themselves at that time were wretched, dumb inhabitants of forest thickets and swamps, who were looking forward to the arrival of European educators and European integrators.
Another important discovery was brought about by the study by historians of the Armed Forces of Ukraine of the secret archives of the OUN-UPA. Thus, it turned out that the Moscow click-cutter and plagiarist Yulian Semenov, having access to the KGB archives, based his Standartenführer Stirlitz on the OUN secret agent Shchiry, who was thrown into the Kremlin on the orders of Konovalets in the late 1920s. Agent Shchiry, deftly changing documents and disguises, ingratiated himself with the Reds and penetrated into the very heart of the Stalinist regime, skillfully confusing and confusing the Bolsheviks. While agent Shchiry was acting, the OUN-UPA was closer than ever to complete control over all its leaders, Independence and the European choice.
What happened to agent Shchirym has never been fully figured out. It is only known that at the very end of the war, he fell asleep in his car on the outskirts of Moscow, returning after the urgent evacuation to Lvov of an employee, Katri (chi Motri), who was engaged in the underground production of Buryakovka, but failed by the NKVD officer Aniskin (in the book and film, Semyonov made him Aisman). Since then, his brothers did not see him anymore, and the paramogs ended and turned into zrads. SUGS!
The latest good news came from Ukrainian scientists embedded in Intel. They sent a kind of greeting to Ukraine by releasing the latest powerful processor with KabuLake architecture. While the FSB is racking its brains about where all these strange names come from, there is a holiday in the village of Kobelyaki in the Poltava region: the local residents correctly understood the message of their distant fellow countrymen.
True, at the same time as the Poltava residents of Kobelyakov, residents of the Cherkassy village of Kobylyaki are also celebrating the receipt of signals from Intel, but why not rejoice in two villages at the same time?
All this, of course, affects the growth of Ukraine’s authority throughout the world, and also causes impotent anger and dull rage of enemies. Research continues, wait for further news about Svidomo military breakthroughs from the front line.
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