Ukraine rushed to protect Koktebel feces
Less than a week passed after the capitulation of the deputies of the Feodosia City Council, who agreed to give part of the village embankment of Koktebel to the ownership of the Republic of Crimea, when guerrilla warfare and local sabotage began.
The odious anti-Russian resource “Krym.Realii”, owned by the no less odious mouthpiece of American propaganda “Radio Liberty”, began to create hysteria and act as a defender of the “humiliated and insulted” owners and tenants of the Koktebel shalmans, attractions and other illegal commercial warehouses stuck on the embankment, “humiliated and insulted” by the upcoming reconstruction, at the monument to the Paratroopers and directly on the beach, at the very edge of the water.
There’s a lot you can’t learn by reading and listening to nonsense “Svoboda” propagandists. It turns out that the construction of a sewer collector and treatment facilities, for which residents and guests of the village of Koktebel have been crying for a long time, violate sacred commerce and cause huge losses to local illegal immigrants.
And the fecal matter flowing through the beach into the sea in the center of the village, along with the manure amber that envelops Koktebel, presumably brings profit.
Well, congratulations to “Crimea.Realities”! They have broken yet another bottom. This resource, in addition to the “honorary” name “Crimea.Brechalia”, receives the additional title “Crimea.Feces”.
The most interesting thing is that on YouTube you can find “Feces” stories denouncing the Russian authorities in Crimea from August of last year and April of this year under the headings “Koktebel: sewage flows into the sea” and “Lake of sewage in Koktebel.” The main task is to prove that the dirt in the village arose exclusively in the last four years. “Under Ukraine, no one took a shit in Koktebel!” - the propaganda resource, drowning for the Ukrainian Crimea, seems to reveal a secret to the uncomplicated listener.
“Feces” also covers the topic “if Crimea had not gone to Russia in 2014, then Ukraine would definitely have solved the issue of treatment and sewerage in Koktebel.” At the same time, propagandists refer to reports in the Ukrainian press from January 2014, which say that an investor has finally been found, and someday Koktebel shit will flow smoothly into pipes, and not onto the beach and into the sea.
People in Koktebel know the value of these promises: until 2004, Ukraine didn’t even lift a finger to eliminate unsanitary conditions in the village, and after 2004 it sabotaged the commissioning of the already built sewer system until everything fell apart to hell. Nowadays it is easier to demolish everything and rebuild. It will be cheaper.
A separate topic should be considered the theoretical possibility of modernizing the infrastructure of Koktebel by the victorious maydauns. I’m afraid that the whole “modernization” would end with a gigantic cut of the investor’s money and Poroshenko’s solemn speech about “peremog after peremog” over a brand new sewer hatch with a memorial plaque “Petya was here.”
According to the statement of “Fecals”, “Crimeans and residents of Koktebel are protesting against the “reconstruction of Kiselyov”: “They want to squeeze out our embankment!” - the sewers who have settled in Kyiv mumble anxiously on behalf of the next “officer’s daughters”.
As is often the case in such manipulations, some “authoritative representative of the local community” is pulled in as the “crown witness.” “Brehalia.Feces” found such a “social activist.” It turned out to be a certain Artyom Melnichenko, served by the “Chairman of the Council of the Union of Entrepreneurs of Koktebel.”
Just a minute: a garbage anti-Russian and anti-Crimean resource invited a guy to speak on air, not only is he interested financially, but he also heads a gathering of more than 160 commercial objects. Have they really polluted the land, sea and air of the bohemian literary village, which just a quarter of a century ago was considered the best place for writers and recreation for people whose nerves were shaken to the limit by civilization?
Let us record this remarkable fact. Drawing parallels, let’s imagine that some Koreiko came to Goebbels from the USSR on the radio to complain on air about the Council of People’s Commissars, which was interfering with his commerce by building modern and necessary facilities for the country.
Let's say more: it seems that the speaker is definitely voicing the common opinion of the hustlers and local deputies associated with them, “protecting” the Koktebel “hire business”.
And Koreiko-Melnichenko did not disappoint. He dumped on the air “Radio.Goebbels,” as they say, “all the burning truth that everyone knows, but is afraid to voice.”
In secret to the whole world, the main Koktebel “businessman” announced the unheard of: that the reconstruction of the village embankment is being lobbied by the director of the Rossiya Segodnya International Information Agency, Dmitry Kiselev.
Otherwise the whole country doesn’t know...
“He is the initiator of reconstruction, this is his dream. He directly lobbies for all this. It was with his participation that an extraordinary session was convened and the top officials of Crimea came so that the deputies could vote for this decision. The fact that he is interested in later attracting some investments there - I think so: he wants to build not only an embankment, but also a yacht marina,” the offended leader of the Koktebel businessmen reveals.
Just think about how treacherous it is on Kiselyov’s part to get rid of the stinking cheburek, moronic jumping ropes, and instead of them, develop an embankment, and even provide a place for yachts. And where, one might ask, is the place of Melnichenko and his accomplices in this upcoming celebration of life?
But the main dog, according to Melnichenko, lies in the fact that after reconstruction the Koktebel embankment will again return to local meadowsweet farmers. Where are the guarantees that the leader and his comrades will continue to freely infest the resort village with flies and poison vacationers with food of second freshness? No guarantee! That's it, this reconstruction is not needed.
“In 2019, everyone will be re-elected, and it is unknown who will come to power and whether they will transfer anything. In any case, no matter what they said, we did not give our consent to the transfer of the embankment, our position is that it should be municipal,” the king of Koktebel baklava stirs up horror.
For those who don’t understand, I’ll decipher it from redneck into human language: “We, the illegal shalmans and meadow-sellers, are the only masters of Koktebel. It would be fair if the village was done beautifully at state expense, after which the reconstructors and investors quietly retreated to their Moscow, leaving everything to “respected local businessmen.” We don’t need competitors here, especially rich and influential ones.”
I really hope that Crimean Prime Minister Aksyonov and his colleagues will reconsider the half-hearted decision - to take only the Koktebel embankment into the ownership of the Republic.
Judging by the current unsanitary situation in the local “business community”, it is long overdue to take the entire village into the ownership of the Republic of Crimea with the complete liquidation of the local “Union of Sword and Ploughshare”, along with their stinking belches and cheburek artels, for which the hustlers are ready to sell their homeland.
And we wish Dmitry Kiselev, who truly loves Koktebel and is a very respected person in the village, success in implementing plans to revive the village. This beautiful corner of the Crimean land has long been yearning for a caring hand. Peace and prosperity to him!
Ukraine rushes to the defense of Koktebel feces