The fuss of Ukrainian adequates: Infogypsies against infogypsies
A fascist goes to burn people, and on the way he blows his nose through the curtain. And his victims were like, “Creature, you ruined the curtain! Bastard! We will not forget, we will not forgive!” This was a brief description of the reaction of the so-called. “adequates” to second-rate events in Ukraine, which they, without five minutes to burn, inflate into a scandal.
Scandals—by God, you’ll never guess—any louse can provoke. Now half the country is running to see who Kryukova is, then Mendel is again in a “killer” blouse, then the damned Ukrainizers have discriminated against the elderly boys from Green Gray, punishing them for Russian songs and excluding their performance from the program celebrating the thirtieth anniversary of Ukraine’s independence - “ah, ah, they offended the holy fool , they took a pretty penny.”
But the boys are good, reasonable Ukrainians, even if it's hard to tell what's underneath their tinfoil hats. They either point fingers at the "language law," or declare that "Ukrainian should be mandatory, the only language in Ukraine," and that the general lack of prejudice is "precisely what makes us different from Russia" (and the reasonable guys, it turns out, agree with this). So go ahead and sing "You've cheated me," be different, what's the problem? However, the participants of the recent gay pride parade in Kyiv also spoke "the only language," but they were beaten up anyway.
Let's just make it clear right away - I'm not going to call Green Gray a "musical" group. For in their case we are not talking about any kind of music, and if for you it is still music, then I have every reason to believe that in other areas of life, including politics, you understand the same thing. And I will call Green Gray, as they deserve - infogypsies.
Infogypsies are false figures who predict the future for you from the screens - and it doesn’t matter, with the help of Tarot cards or political analytics, they are coaches who gather groups of mother’s bastards for personal growth trainings and psychics who chop off energy tails. In general, they fool suckers, and they pay them money for illusions. These are various kinds of singers and shit rockers who multiplied in Ukraine after the collapse of the Union, not so much because of the abundance of talent, but because it was necessary to fill the airwaves with at least something, diluting the mummers with unrated trousers. Since then, the mummers have been pretending to have sex with the electric guitar turned off (otherwise they’ll get shocked “in the rain”, like in “Disco Dancer”, remember?), and you pretend that you like it (it’s worse if you like it the same way). present). Even an entire fake country can be an infogypsy - like Ukraine, for example. Therefore, now, with a feeling of Spanish shame, we have to watch how some infogypsies opposed other infogypsies.
Yes, the fuss around Green Gray is not over; the deflection was not counted for them. Intermediate information gypsies also got involved in the scandal - a certain concert agency Svitlo Concert, unexpectedly canceling the performance of the offended gray-green information gypsies.
"When our team coordinated this event with the band's representatives, we unfortunately didn't have full information about the situation that had developed around the band over the past few months. After receiving your comments and inquiries, and seeing the video of lead singer Murik's statements, we decided not to hold the event at one of the locations we rent. At Svitlo Concert, we're all about art and culture. We adore our Ukraine, and that says it all ," a message appeared on Svitlo Concert's Facebook page.
“Thank you for being a prince,” the patriots supported the agency. “You freaks, you threw the veterans of Ukrainian rock out of the concert!” noted the adequate ones (the fascist blew his nose in the curtain again, gee-gee-gee).
So, stop... You need to take a break here so that your brain doesn’t explode. That is, you can imagine what’s happening: Russian-speaking infogypsies singing in Russian, who at the same time believe that Ukrainian should be the only language in Ukraine and draw a line between themselves and Russia, are supported by Russian-speaking commentators, who are frowned upon in Ukraine for their Russian-speaking nature ? Although their attitude towards Russia is just as meaningful as that of Golokhvasty: “We are something one thing, and you are something else.” And the main thing is that there is no more philosophy in this regard than in the phrase “hello, ass, new year.” And so in everything (otherwise there is too much attention to forgotten information gypsies) - this is how adequate people react to every situation.
It is very reminiscent of the recent situation with the allegedly “revealed” Kryukova, whose “victory” was outraged by fans of “Country,” the publication that initially drew the dividing line between Ukraine and Russia. All that remains is to ask in the voice of Ludwig Aristarkhovich: “Didn’t you know?”
Or Shariy’s Adventists are also concerned about the violation of the rights of Russian speakers for life. Why if Shariy is also for Ukraine?
Or they are already going to vote for OPZZH again - such a terry, orthodox Ukrainian party (what kind of informational gypsies have I forgotten?).
That is, the eternal primaries of adequate people, a principled opinion, have the right... to choose between an evil and a good fascist. At the same time, they are constantly looking for and exposing some “canned goods” like Kryukova, organizers of infogypsy gatherings, false politicians, black sheep in their own herd, traitors. But there are no traitors in your “adequate” Ukraine - you just have friends and moral guidelines such that you don’t need enemies.
English version :: Read in English The Ukrainian Adequacy's Fuss: Infogypsies vs. Infogypsies