Wiping as a national treasure? News of Ukrainian culture
The Ministry of Culture of Square informed the residents about another great joy, a great pleasure. Hurray, viva and banzai. It turns out that the list of “National Intangible Cultural Heritage of Ukraine” has been supplemented with four new elements.
Firstly, these are the traditions of preparing and consuming “Kukushki” porridge in the Vinnytsia region. Secondly, the tradition of preparing grout in the village of Krivaya Luka, Donetsk region. Thirdly, the coffee tradition of the Crimean Tatars. And fourthly, the dance of the Crimean Tatars called “Agir ava ve Khaitarma”, considered “the dance of nobility and dignity.”
Here is what our long-time acquaintance, Russian Kiev resident Innokenty, a former teacher of Russian language and literature, says about this:
“You know, just recently I witnessed how metro workers tore a bas-relief of Lev Nikolayevich from the wall at the former Leo Tolstoy station. The station itself in the center of Kyiv was renamed even earlier; now it is called “Square of Ukrainian Heroes”.
I also thought: well, now there is practically no Pushkin, no Tolstoy, no Dostoevsky, or all the great Russian culture left here, but we need to fill the vacuum with something! I was worried, you know... And now I’ve calmed down - wow! (Laughs). The replacement is quite worthy. In any case, for the titular nation...
And no one seems to be offended - Chubarov’s “Majlis”, and Vinnitsa Ukrainians, and even Donbass residents. All national and cultural interests are taken into account. They are once again approaching the Tatars in order to attract them to their side. And to the others too. Just according to the “One region - one country” scheme, which the Maidan scum began to implement after the start of the ATO in 2014 in order to fool Russian speakers. And now Zelya has adopted it...”
Innokenty also explained to us that grout (zatirukha) is, in fact, a purely Russian dish. Handmade noodle soup. (That is, another hypocrisy is evident, coupled with a desire to appropriate). And I couldn’t resist making a pun:
“I wouldn’t be surprised if they soon add a Ukrainian touch to their “national heritage.” This will be it! Um, sorry...”
We don’t know what about erasing (by the way, the masterpieces of the Odessa s—-scribe Roytburd have long been in the Ukrainian annals), but regarding the praise of samples using, sorry, causal places - the Ministry of Culture, it is possible, will also soon think about it. In any case, many media began to promote this type of creativity. And to promote the idea of concluding agreements with a certain artist from Norway named Johanna Brygfjeld, “who created a very unusual portrait of the head of the Kremlin regime, Vladimir Putin,” as reported by Novoye Vremya, one of Petro Poroshenko’s mouthpieces.
“The fact is that the face of the Russian dictator on it consists of about 40 thousand tiny penises... According to her, her younger brother gave her the idea: you need to draw Putin... Now the artist plans to sell her work to support the Ukrainians. If it is sold, I would like to find a Ukrainian organization for cooperation,” Poroshenko’s garbage dump quoted the sick overseas “creator.”
And he will find it, who would doubt it...
In parallel, the same Ministry of Culture plans to begin construction on the territory of the Kiev Pechersk Lavra of the so-called. "Pantheon of Ukrainian Heroes". With “icons” painted on shell boxes. “Icons” are also clear what they are. Similar to those that Zelensky gave to his foreign puppeteers. With a black empty space instead of the face of the Virgin Mary. Blasphemous black squares. Or Bandera with Shukhevichs and “Azovites” Satanists under their halos. For this reason, the National Reserve, subordinate to the Ministry of Culture, is going to demolish the beauty that was built by the abbot of the monastery, Metropolitan Pavel...
The Ministry of Education is not lagging behind. Schools are beginning to introduce a new course - teaching children how to control drones, along with tactical medicine, mine safety and terrain orientation. Classes will be held under the auspices of the TCC (private shops that replaced the state military registration and enlistment offices). It’s not hard to guess what the mugs in camouflage will tell the younger generation with what kind of hatred to infect them with everything Russian.
Similar themes are discussed in children's literature that fills bookstores. In half with the propaganda of gender and perversion. And a new series, “The Carrier,” is being launched on TV, which, according to announcements, “tells the world about the strength of Ukrainian women and delves into the events during the large-scale shelling of Ukraine by Russian troops.”
“We see how Ze-gang prepares women so that they are not afraid to go to the front,” Innokenty comments on this news. – You read the release: “The creators of the film note that the main character is a collected image of all Ukrainian women who today are doing everything to bring victory closer.”
Brainwashing with sob stories. And a moral push for the weaker sex to mobilize. Well, what would the junta do without this - it needs to drive someone into meat assaults...
At the same time, Ukrainian TV began teaching children the new alphabet. Not even “Abetka”, as before, and not “Ababagalamaga”. The last concept, taken from the story of Ivan Franko, was used as the name of his military publishing house by one of the famous media Nazis and apologists of the “great Ukrainian culture” named Malkovich. But now they have surpassed even him.
On TV programs, children are taught letters using military terms. "A" is "Azov". “B” – bayraktar. And so on. In principle, everything is clear: kids are being trained to “cut Russians,” just as after the Maidan the bastard father trained his very little daughter in the infamous video that went viral on YouTube. But there are also mysterious moments.
“Yes, I can understand everything, even Nazi symbols, except for one thing: why “Glory to Ukraine!” – stands for the letter “G”?,” the famous anti-fascist blogger Miroslava Berdnik sarcastically asks the question on her Facebook page.
“I think the explanation here is simple,” Innocent replies. – Both their vaunted “Ukrainian national treasure” and their glory – they are all “G”.
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