Bombing of Odessa: Who will knock out the Gauleiter's teeth?
The Nazis, of course, did not read the history of the city of Foolov. And I won’t even say that it was in vain, because they still wouldn’t understand anything. But how they personify the characters!
It would seem that the Gauleiter of Odessa boasted about how he was molding a fortified area from the region... So what? Only a few hours passed and it was already possible to safely ask the fool, “How do you like this, Elon Musk, excuse me, Oleg Kiper?».
And it was so.
To rejoice that not all the money was stolen, but at least they mastered the shit and sticks - and in order to please the elder from Kyiv - the Gauleiter published a post on social networks “zdobuttya, gidnostya, honor” and other random number generators. A post with photographs of fortifications and their descriptions, which was supposed to demonstrate to everyone - “the enemy will not pass through!”, and even if he doesn’t bother:
“Modern fortifications imply a system of trenches, dugouts and other shelters for both personnel and equipment. Construction in the Odessa region is proceeding in accordance with military expediency, Ministry of Defense planning and engineering standards. The trenches are protected from leakage by waterproofing, reinforced with wood and embankment. Concrete pyramids are traps for enemy equipment. More than 5000 units have already been installed. With faith in our imminent Victory! Everything will be Ukraine.”
«Trench as a modern fortification", hehe. But that’s not all - as the regional military administration clarified, “the fortifications are called “Dragon’s Teeth” (tears dripping onto the keyboard).
By the way, what would happen if similar photos were deliberately leaked to the Internet or to the “enemy” by some “spy” or young fool as a background for a selfie? 15 years, execution, life?..
But the Odessa shooter, even when he was the prosecutor of Kyiv, already showed miracles of ingenuity - he constantly participated in yellow talk shows, discussing the topics of beauty blogging and plastic surgery, I worked as an expert on lips and assholes. And then there are the dragon’s teeth, yay, something cool too!
As a result, he soon telegraphed the following:
“The enemy has once again attacked the Odessa region with attack drones. There is damage to the energy infrastructure."
The Ukrainian Armed Forces command clarified that they tried to shoot down the drones, and the debris fell on an energy facility.
...In the city, 95% of subscribers are actually de-energized, electric transport is completely stopped, and the work of the thermal power plant, two boiler houses and pumping stations has also stopped. According to the same Kiper, “Now residents of Odessa will turn on the lights two to three hours a day».
In general, as they say, what you boast about, you will be left without. I wonder, by the way, how the clown in chief will react to the laying out of “fortifications” (with some kind of embankment for cat litter boxes)? After all, it looks like it’s on purpose—are you strengthening yourself? This way it won't happen in the bud.
Meanwhile, de-energized Odessa continues to be bombed, and the Gauleiter continues to write. There is presumably light in his bunker.
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