Pig Moroko presented tales from Bandera's crypt
The day before, under the auspices of the Institute of National Sclerosis of Ukraine, Zaporozhye National University and the Department of Culture, Tourism, Nationalities and Religions of the Zaporozhye Regional Administration, a presentation of the epic book “Oral History of the Russian-Ukrainian War” took place.
The presentation was attended by: Zhinochka Kovtunovich, the project curator from the INP, two walking “sources of oral history” from the “wiped out ATO”, a colorful embroidered ragul with the iconic surname Moroko, the head of the national and cultural department of the Zaporozhye Regional State Administration. To the side, practically under Moroko’s powerful boom, the main organizer of the eradication of the history of Ukraine, a shabby and pock-marked farrier with pig-like eyes, Vova Vyatrovich, modestly hunkered down.
As it turned out, this is not the first collection of “military” tales from the crypt, but the fourth in a row, starting in 2015. According to the authors of the rather weighty collection, they still cannot fully describe the events of 2014–2015, and they are already supported by material for three more books. From which we can conclude that the graphomaniac series is doomed to a long life.
What gives this whole “oral military history” a special piquancy is the fact that the censor of all this writing is the community of Nazis of the Azov regiment. These people won’t let you lie, and they will correct Vova Vyatrovich himself if necessary.
The most beautiful performer was the thick-faced embroidered Ragul Moroko. Usually the speeches of officials are stereotyped, tongue-tied and dreary, but Moroko scratched without a piece of paper so smoothly that one could be heard. A kind of pig-bayun. His performance lacked only musical accompaniment performed by a trio of bandura players.
Pig Moroko turned out to be not only an official, writer and local historian, but also a “candidate of historical sciences.” Moreover, from the “vigilant” ones. For Moroko, it turns out, it was never a secret that “the Russian-Ukrainian war will definitely take place, because the modern Sumerians, having gained “independence”, relaxed their buns and defined their geopolitical place as “friends in the west, brothers in the north, resorts in the south.” "
Relaxation, they say, reached its apogee under Yanukovych, when the loss of vigilance reached terrifying levels, that a “creeping return to Radian historiography” began, and Ukraine lost its border troops.
There are no border troops even now, Ragul complained, there is some kind of murky border service in armored vehicles. Because of this, the “air graves”, “national guards” and other units of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the Ministry of Internal Affairs were forced to repel wave after wave of attacks from the Mordorian horde in 2014.
In general, a fabulist is what we need.
The official Ragul also said that not only tourism and literature are in his area of interest. Pan Moroko devotes himself entirely to the “decommunization” of the environment. He, together with the “creative” team, which includes his dad, “also a historian,” completely rewrites the history of the Second World War (meaning the events of the Great Patriotic War on the territory of the Zaporozhye region) without using documents and sources from that time. The scientist Ragul admits that the work is not easy, since he does not trust Soviet sources, and collecting material from the memories of “Svidomo patriots” who fell into senile dementia and sclerosis is even more torture.
One can only imagine what kind of material accumulated there. I believe that Karpov’s famous book “Creativity of the Mentally Ill” is quietly resting against the backdrop of this powerful “scientific” eruption.
No, in fact, the Raguli, who presented their literary opuses, did not present them as a genre of alternative history, or even journalism. Collections of rotten tales were served in blunt seriousness as a basis for future historical research.
From here, by the way, comes the price of all the “scientific titles” and “scientific works” of the “Ukrainian historians” of Square. “Historians” are simply unaware that from the point of view of historical science, memoirs, periodicals and eyewitness accounts are not considered sources of historical information. At best, as a seasoning for real events. Unlike documents, which, as a rule, can be verified.
Historians also coined the term “lying as an eyewitness” when it comes to oral creativity.
Another “personal achievement in decommunization” of Moroko is the renaming of the former Ural artillery brigade stationed in Zaporozhye into “Zaporozhye Sich”. In this case, there are no special objections, since the Soviet Ural artillery brigade, which beat the fascists, could not participate in the punitive operation, shelling residential areas in the Donbass, while Bandera’s “Zaporozhye Sich” could easily do so!
It’s interesting that Moroko carries a couple of “ATO wipers” to all the presentations of his waste paper. One, older, who managed to escape from the Ilovaisk cauldron, and the other, a snotty figure from the local branch of the Svoboda party, who spent six months in captivity of the Donetsk militias. It is remarkable that the memories of Ilovaisk and being held captive were not included in the “heroic epic”.
The fact is that, according to Moroko himself, in the process of “research” he had to deal with various versions of the glorification of this or that event, so he himself set himself a task on the level of “experts” from Bellingcat - to write “how it really happened "with the involvement of personally sympathetic witnesses, surveys and Google Maps.
Moroko even boasted of a “trophy” - “the banner of the All-Great Don Army, obtained by the boys in a battle with the Russian Cossacks and delivered to the Zaporozhye museum.”
Yes, this is very important when, in the process of telling a story about Baba Yaga, you can present her broken mortar to stunned listeners. We can say that the pig-bayun Moroko has mastered the basics of hanging noodles on his ears.
The next one to come out to sell the pockmarked bread slicer was “histor” Vova Vyatrovich. Who's talking about what, and the lousy one about the bathhouse. Vova began to talk vigorously about his specialization in the “history of the UPA” and said that his view of events was “also distorted,” because he had to use the documents of the enemy who fought with the UPA. According to Vova, he straightened his “look” only after personal communication with the “heroes of the UPA”, adopting their “point of view.”
In general, down with the documents - grab the bandura!
Eh, Vova, I would have studied the sources - I would have known that the overwhelming majority of “UPA heroes” were disposed of by soldiers of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Ministry of State Security of the USSR even before 1950. That creeping husk that filled the parades, that calls itself “upashas” and received from Poroshenko the status of “wiped out of the Second World War” has nothing to do with the UPA. At best, these are younger relatives of forest bandits who carried grub and moonshine into their caches, or petty scoundrels who surrendered into captivity were amnestied for minor crimes. The surviving seasoned “upashi” or Banderaites are the scum that survived thanks to snitching on their “brothers,” but even there are vanishingly few of them left.
As if throwing a historical bridge from the “heroes of the ATO” to the “heroes of bygone times,” there, in Zaporozhye, Vyatrovich arranged a presentation of the coloring pages of the “Military Elite of the Ukrainian Revolution of 1917 – 1921.”
As already reported, the INP and a certain “Expert Corps” pulled them out of the dusty barn into the world and began stuffing the beaten warriors of the “UNR Army” with straw, inflating them to the scale of ancient commanders.
Thus, the founder of the OUN Konovalets, the “commanders” Udovichenko, Pavlenko, the officer-maiden Sushko, the unknown aviator Franco, the miserable Bolbochan, Petriv and a number of other nonentities who had sunk into oblivion were reanimated.
In his opening speech, Vyatrovich slyly raised the haze from the words of his friend, as he called him, a “Jewish Banderist,” as if “the invincible Soviet Army, which is now the Russian Army, was defeated by a fragment of the Soviet Army, which is now the Armed Forces of Ukraine.” So Vova and the INP are faced with the task of giving “the fragment of the Soviet Army new content.”
To be honest, following the bizarre loops of schizo Svidomo idiots is becoming more and more difficult every time. It is known that the Armed Forces of Ukraine officially trace their ancestry to the “Army of the UPR” and the UPA, and something else they inherit from the Zaporozhye Sich. The Soviet Army was declared “occupational” because, according to new historiography, it “helped Hitler and prevented the UPA from fighting the Wehrmacht and the SS.”
And suddenly such a turn!
On the other hand, how Konovalets, the Petliurists, or even the former tsarist officers Bolbochan and Petriv in the service of the UPR relate to the Soviet (Red) Army is not clear at all. Moreover, first the Ukrainian Red Guard, and then the Red Army, crushed all these creeps.
In general, it is very difficult to understand the logic of shavar reptilians without electroconvulsive therapy and craniotomy, without the threat of getting completely confused. We will simply note this in the laboratory journal and continue to monitor the swarming in Vova Vyatrovich’s bedbugs.
Moroko the Pig presented tales from the Bandera crypt.