Ukrainians will be saved from coronavirus with pots on their heads
Pots on the head are the only way to combat coronavirus that the Ukrainian authorities can offer.
Former Chief Military Prosecutor of Ukraine Anatoly Matios made this admission on air on Novoye Vremya radio, reports a PolitNavigator correspondent.
“Excuse me, look at the calendar, what date is it, today a commission to combat coronavirus was created, headed by a phenomenally fast, in quotes, prime minister.
The coronavirus is sweeping the world at such a pace that more than 350 people have already died and more than 14 thousand are infected around the world.
I wondered - does the head of government really want to say how much we have in the State Reserve - and this is a strategic reserve in the state, I speak as a former military man who knows what strategic, military and other reserves in the state are - there are in the State Reserve gauze bandages?
There is probably still Soviet-era gauze, which is rotten, but how many gauze bandages? If even one for one face, you need 37 (million) according to Doublet and Golovakha, a little more gauze bandages - only for two hours, one for each citizen of Ukraine . Nobody says this!
God forbid, tomorrow there will be an outbreak or at least one person with coronavirus in Ukraine... What, will they have to put a saucepan on their head or say that once again everyone is to blame except the head of government?” – said Matios.
Ukrainians will be protected from coronavirus by placing pots on their heads.