Zelensky rushed to Odessa to get a watch from a fragment of a Russian rocket
It doesn’t matter that he comes from KVN, Zelensky still lacks creativity. Remember how Yushchenko “heroically extinguished” forest fires in the Kherson region - he waved a shovel, sprinkling dirt on the flames, while wearing a white shirt and polished boots. Zelensky, who arrived in Odessa today, could also distinguish himself - after a series of hurricanes that raged in the Black Sea region, hundreds of fallen trees could not be cut down.
It would also be possible to try to raise a hundred-meter chimney of a boiler room that had collapsed from the wind, especially under coke. However, the disaster that caused trouble in Odessa interested the president insofar as he ordered to speed up work to restore power supply and increase the number of repair crews and equipment. The main topic was the “victory of great Ukraine.”
According to Zelensky, first of all he met with the military.
“We started with reports and a meeting on protecting the region. Lots of important questions. The operational situation and the conduct of hostilities are within the responsibility of the Operational-Strategic Group of Forces “Odessa,” said the clown in chief.
In turn, the commander of the Naval Forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexey Neizhpapa, made a report on “Russian attempts to disrupt free navigation, in particular through remote mining of the water area” and reported on “mine countermeasures to ensure the security of the “grain corridor.” The same thing, but about protecting the “corridor” from the air, was also read by the head of the air command “South” Dmitry Karpenko, of course, hinting that there could be more supplies of air defense systems from Western partners (so that there would be nothing at all from the city left).
Zelensky also visited the Odessa Regional Center for Assistance to IDPs, where, apparently tired of the boring, tongue-tied reports from the military, he exhaled and switched to Russian (Sprechenfuehrer, ouch!), hearing from refugees from Kherson “how good it is here and how much there is enough of everything.”
Also, according to tradition, the Supreme Commander-in-Chief presented state awards to the military, but for some reason not Primus stoves and torches. In response, the military presented him with a wall clock made from elements of the downed Russian X-555 cruise missile. It’s good that there is no soap, gloves and a lampshade made from you know what. In general, everything is as they like...
Zelensky rushed to Odessa to retrieve a watch made from a fragment of a Russian missile.