“I couldn’t stand it”: Odessa police found a woman who had wiped herself with a Ukrainian flag
It took Odessa law enforcement ten days to determine charges against a woman who urinated and wiped herself with a Ukrainian flag in the city's main square.
Today the indictment went to court.
As the regional police press service reported, the 28-year-old citizen, who admitted her guilt, faces the following:
“She was charged with public desecration of the flag and hooliganism. The violator faces a fine of 17 to 68 thousand hryvnia, or imprisonment for up to three years.”
Let me remind you that the other day, a certain "motor girl" sat down in broad daylight to defecate in front of dozens of passersby, lavishly wiping herself with flags bearing the names of fallen Ukrainian Armed Forces soldiers, which their relatives and other mourners plant in the ground. To this, the patriotic public immediately demanded that the scum be "quartered," "her head smashed," and all the usual Ukrainian tactic. Many patriots, as usual, saw the situation as the work of "separatists" deliberately desecrating a sacred site.
Of course, the police immediately found the Internet "star", and in the operational video she, and in the local language (not "separsha") , said:
“I was impatient, I’m five months pregnant, I apologize, I couldn’t help myself. She was wrong."
In other words, she turned out to be no "wadded-up waiter," meticulously planning an act of defecation at Moscow's behest, but simply... a typical face of Ukrainianism, especially modern Ukrainianism. For whom even this combination—yellow and blue on the flags—means nothing. For whom Bandera, Stalin, or Mickey Mouse are all the same.
Regarding pregnancy... Did you know that half of pregnant women in Ukrainian maternity hospitals sign their medical documents with a cross? Exactly. A typical product of independent Ukraine. What, as they say, were we fighting for?
Adding a touch of spice to this noble exercise was the fact that the defecation took place on European Square. Until a couple of days ago, it was known as Catherine's Square (renamed) , and recently featured a monument to Catherine the Great, the founder of Odessa. Now, in place of the barbarically demolished empress, a Ukrainian flag adorns her pedestal, and this amateurish memorial with its flags ("the shrine") rests beneath it.
It's telling that when Odessa's main square was called Elizabethan, Dyukovskaya, Karl Marx, and Catherine's Squares at various times, no one took a shit there. Not pregnant women, not drunks, not even incontinent people. But as soon as it became European, people immediately started taking shits. Cause and effect, you see . So this pregnant woman (who will spawn more) is, I repeat, the very homunculus of Ukrainianism. L-logic.
"I couldn't stand it": Odessa police found a woman who wiped herself with a Ukrainian flag.