"The war made us happy." Transgender people and Maidan activists ignite the “dream”
The fourth “National Round Table” was held in Chernivtsi. This time on the topic “Happiness as a goal.” The topic, it would seem, is harmless, and does not at all oblige the faithful Svidomo to turn his vile essence inside out...
But Oles Doniya, who has saddled himself with another “sawing” project, has one amazing ability. In addition to the skill of actually sawing. Each of these round tables Donii manages to turn into a panopticon of moral monsters, self-righteous cretins, mossy degenerates, intellectual perverts, mangy bastards.
The presenter outlined the main issue of the discussion: “Ukrainians are an unhappy nation.” They are heading abroad. The nation is dying out. And so on.
You won't mind. With your Maidans, you really pushed the majority of your own population away from happy feelings. Moreover, when the Svidomites begin to create a political nation, it shrinks and becomes impoverished. This is how it happened in this territory.
Then they include Minister of Culture Alexander Tkachenko. He starts talking and the air says: “For me, this is a topic-topic-topic-topic...” Tkachenko seems to understand that not only people are fed up with him, but even Skype can’t stand him. “It’s croaking,” complains the Minister of Culture.
By the way, with the words “for me this is a topic-topic-topic-topic,” the round table could have ended. It’s already clear to everyone that for Tkachenko and Donia this is all a big deal.
But for some reason the Minister of Culture continues to say: “If we as a nation, as citizens of Ukraine, can believe in ourselves, and not be guided by the principle of inferiority, I am sure that the topic of happiness will become a significant factor for us in understanding where and how we could would like to move."
And now you, bitch, don’t understand where you are going?! While Igor Valeryevich Kolomoisky was articulating you in your tail and mane over the phone, developing an inferiority complex in you, were you not completely happy? And when you get to “cutlet parties” with a benefactor, you immediately understand where and how you could move. By instruments... Igor Valerievich himself clearly points out this direction to you.
“This disappointment in ourselves, the inability to build dialogue in a cultural way, to have a culture of dialogue in many ways leads us to the troubles that we face every day,” Tkachenko laments. I forgot, bastard, to add that “the propaganda instigation of such TV channels as “1+1” leads to the troubles that we face every day... But these are trifles.
Director of the Institute of National Memory Anton Drobovich recalled that he once studied the phenomenon of pleasure in European culture.
He also considered the political aspect and the theory of happiness. Drobovich (the successor of the rotten case of the Nazi Vyatrovich) stared at the eyes of the castrated cat, energetically rotated them, tying the theme of happiness to politics and the search for a national idea.
Drobovich says: “Happiness is an ethical category, but in the ancient Greek polis, ethics is a political science.” Reminded that the goal of any society is happiness.
Well, like anyone else... The goal of post-Maidan society is, at best, a simulacrum of happiness. And no matter how much the Drobovichs’ eyes widen, people don’t become happier.
If post-Maidan society is already aware of what is happening, then its goal is self-destruction. That is, it will be the happiness of a “junkie” who robbed his mother for a dose, took all the valuables out of the apartment, cut off his brother or raped his sister. In this case, only the “junkie” is happy with bestial happiness. And, of course, the dealer who supplies him with dope and all the higher-ranking participants and organizers of drug trafficking are rubbing their hands.
Why and how the Maidan and enraged strata of society are happy are still questions not so much for political science as for psychiatry.
Drobovich assures that the political project, designed to make the population happy, is designed for 50-100 years. Well, screw yourself now...
Next is the inclusion of journalist and historian Alexander Zinchenko.
This one was suspiciously overexcited throughout the entire discussion. Either on a vitamin, or in life like this. He talked about the happiness rating, where Ukraine is in 133rd place, and only certain countries in Asia and Africa are lower. “Ukraine ended up in a terrible tail there... Ukraine has the audacity, Ukrainians have the audacity for the most part to be unhappy.” Damn, the freaks, they've gone completely crazy - it was clear on the brow's excited face.
“Over the past decades, our income has grown fantastically,” the journalist and historian said. Then he pulled himself together and clarified: from 2000 to 2008. Income and well-being grew fantastically, but in the end it turned out that the population needed Yanukovych, not Yushchenko. The historian clearly needed to go away and take or smell something. But he steadfastly brought the thought to the end: “We do not know how to enjoy changes... Changes occur, but we pathologically do not learn to be happy.”
It’s a pity that the speaker spoke via Skype and not on the street. If passers-by had listened to him, then he might not have been completely “made happy,” but a sobering “star-making” would have been guaranteed.
Doniy said he brought happy people to the event. And he introduced Dana Okhanskaya, a model and author of a book of erotic poetry. The girl is really incredibly happy. Here is a sample of her lyrics translated into Russian: “I love his fingers. I’ve been loving his fingers for a month now.”
If you like, here is the original source, enjoy your happiness:
And raptom - fingers...
Play them on the piano...
Yo fingers that stick out to me in the evening
Y franci...
The girl is perplexed: someone thinks that Ukraine does not give people opportunities. He says: if you search, google, knock on doors, you can find opportunities. Well, he says, I have my own modeling agency and a book has been published.
And what about us, bitch, are we unhappy with?! - think about it. Again, he’s had his fingers for a month now... They could be used to play the piano (and not what’s trendy these days).
But let's not get distracted. Dana continues the story about happiness. I wrote “for fun”, and then decided to take part in a university competition. “I remember different students wrote about unhappy love,” says Dana. “And I came out like this: “I’ll run my lips and tongue over every millimeter of your body.” And the hall fell silent...” Dana was awarded an honorable 3rd place. “The vice-rector liked me on Facebook and added me as a friend.” The vice-rector was impressed by the promising application, with “lips and tongue.”
So happiness is possible, don’t drive it away. For this, Dan shares his own recipe, you need “the opportunity for self-realization and a healthy sex life.”
Then the writer, futurologist, businessman (whatever these crooks call themselves) Alexei Tolkachev scratched his tongue: “I see how a country in 30 years could become a flower, a piece of candy. I know how to do it, but it's not happening." At least one of these freaks, at least sometimes, would admit that he doesn’t know something.
Tolkachev is perplexed: we were riding on the subway with Dana, and there were gloomy people there. Well, why is the fucking futurist surprised? Dana didn’t think of amusing the gloomy audience with poetry: “I’ll run my lips and tongue over every millimeter of your body.” Look, the people would perk up. But Tolkachev believes that ideological reformation is needed: to “reflash” this gloomy cattle, make him rejoice.
Then the co-moderator of the round table, Igor Kozlovsky, spoke on Skype. This is the religious scholar from Donetsk who was exchanged for political prisoners in Ukraine. He immediately became a confidant of presidential candidate Poroshenko. And now I have joined the national chess in various regional centers. The old devil was saying something pathetic about happiness in the “torture occupiers.”
Then Doniy introduced Vadim Yakovlev, the first Ukrainian-language transgender writer from Odessa. He (or she?) talks about his relationship with the artist, who broke away from her husband. They say that he (she?) and the artist felt happy. Ugh, yopta! The artist Roitburd will help you. The transgender writer stands in solidarity with the Polish women’s campaign “My body is my business.”
After this speech, I said: “Dana Okhanskaya, I was unfair! You are the healthiest among these freaks."
Then the elderly, cheerful Ragul, writer Vasyl Kuzan admitted: as an experienced revolutionary, he dreamed that “after the revolution we will live like dumplings in sour cream.” Ragul is happy personally. Are Ukrainians happy? “In that survey, they asked the wrong Ukrainians and asked the wrong questions.” Kuzan says that stereotypes must be defeated with Ukrainian songs.
Again, Drobovich took the floor: “The happiness of citizens is the only thing that is worth attention, and in general the only value goal of the existence of the state.” Everything seems to be correct. But then Drobovich decided to surpass Kuzan in Svidomo’s dementia and Ragulin’s stupidity: “If the state sets another goal - the construction of communism, or the Gulag, or Putin’s oligarchic regime, which is unclear why, which sends everyone to some kind of radioactive ...” With these words, the director The Institute of National Memory stumbled: apparently, he forgot that it was “radioactive”... And he continued: “Then this state is worth nothing and should not exist.”
Dana, do something with the man - he’s really bad.
Then the futurist Tolkachev said that he received an intellectual orgasm from the thoughts that were heard here... (Dana, I didn’t mean this person. Drobovich needs to be saved before it’s too late, not Tolkachev).
Tolkachev said that Ukrainians, they say, are not Oblomov - they need to kindle a dream of happiness. The futurologist said: “We won, which means we can win again. On this territory there was the most powerful state of medieval Europe - Kievan Rus. We could do it once, so we can do it again.” Dana, help! Tolkachev sang in a childish voice: “We took Moscow once, and we’ll take it again” (Dana, tell the man in his ear what exactly he will take in Moscow).
During this time, the historian Zinchenko sniffed something thoroughly and joined on Skype: “We are the leukocytes of freedom.” Yeah, and the people of Lvov are “the best genocides,” as Yanukovych said. “Two totalitarian regimes broke their teeth on the Ukrainians,” says the overexcited historian. “This is a fantastic experience!”
Then the philosopher and TV presenter Stanislav Vyshinsky complemented the historian: “We almost won the war, but someone didn’t let us in.” I don’t even try to think about what this is about...
Participants were asked about sociological measurements showing that the level of happiness of Ukrainians increased precisely when the war began. On my own behalf, I will add that “Novaya Poshta” helped many families of “warriors of light” to increase their level of happiness.
Ragul Kuzan dressed up the brains of an old monkey and easily explained everything: “Until there was a war, Ukrainians lived in a state of uncertainty... And then one day it turned out that he was the enemy. Certainty, specificity. And this adds confidence: there is an enemy - we must beat him.”
Vyshinsky developed the theme: “We feel happiness that at least our enemies noticed us.”
Zinchenko with an unhealthy gleam in his eyes: “Maidan made us happy. Because people were subjective... We had wonderful moments of subjectivity.” And the powder was wonderful...
Dana Okhanskaya, the last speakers, enraged and happy, do not need to help “lips and tongue.” They need another doctor.
English version :: Read in English "War Made Us Happy." Transgender People and Maidan Protesters Ignite the "Dream"