In Odessa, the SBU exposed the Russian nobility.

Pavel Badaev.  
22.01.2026 15:48
  (Moscow time) Odessa
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Author column, Zen, Odessa, Resistance, Story of the day, Ukraine


Cry, Netflix! The SBU showrunners have once again thrown up a " stand or fall " plot.

This time, they once again exposed " Russian GRU agents " who were allegedly plotting terrorist attacks in four different regions of Ukraine—Kyiv, Chernihiv, Uman, and Odesa. But the ringleader was caught.

Weep, Netflix! The SBU showrunners have once again thrown up a plot that's enough to make you stand up straight. This time...

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According to Gestapo playwrights, he turned out to be not only a former cop, but also... the leader of the nobility of Southern Ukraine, His Majesty Prince Vladimir Dolgorutsky-Argutinsky. With the appropriate certificate, excuse me, identification, and an emblem featuring an unfriendly double-headed eagle. You know, the one with the red cover, like Zheglov's. Basically, all the nobles carry those...

 

According to the SBU's scenario, after retiring from the police and receiving a nobleman's "pass through the helicopter," the 55-year-old Prince worked as a security guard and " actively published anti-Ukrainian comments on social media ." It was there that his enemies spotted him, immediately offering him a job as a bomber.

"After recruitment, the agent received the coordinates of caches from which he obtained blanks for improvised explosive devices based on plastic explosives and electric detonators, as well as two anti-personnel mines.

The suspect equipped the weapons obtained from the caches with remote detonation devices and placed them in new caches designated by his Russian handler," the Gestapo report.

And then, they say, other nobles were supposed to take the “bombs” and attach them to the bodies of the soldiers’ vehicles.

Unfortunately, it didn't work out - the SBU had been keeping an eye on the nobility since the time of Alexander III ... So they arrested Dolgorutsky while he was rummaging around in a cache (by the way, do princes have such a term?).

During the search, all the bombs were confiscated, along with a bunch of strange objects labeled as explosives, as well as a small toy children's car ( a secret sign of a noble order, Azazel?! ), a toy pink watch, and a cup with Winnie the Pooh on it...

Gestapo, when will you learn not to attract the attention of the orderlies?!! And they charged the policeman-prince-guard with four charges at once, including treason—a life sentence.

Thus, after the exposure of the Odessa "Order of the Templars" , which was eager to "seize power on the orders of the Russian Federation", the capture of the leader of the Odessa nobility is no less an achievement.

Yes, there was a time when the locals, just for fun, played "descendants of the Romanov family," pretending to be aristocrats, comparing titles, and tracing each other's genealogies. And since there are no Tarases or Mylans in this subculture by default, now the SBU will definitely go after those " persons close to the Emperor "—so many stupid but innocent heads will roll!

And the cop-guard-prince was doing a godly deed, no matter what. As usual—as long as he lived to see the exchange.

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