From Hoverla to Hollywood – why are the pots and pans suddenly so concerned about Odessa?

The pots and pans continue to rejoice over American actor Ashton Kutcher's Twitter rant, in which he expressed outrage over the "bombing" of Odessa's Chornomorets Stadium, concluding: "Vlad, you're losing. Surrender!"—referring to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

"Oh, great one!" (as for "greatness" - later), the peasants applaud. Funny.

But let's figure out why exactly the stadium has captivated the ailing public from Hoverla to Hollywood? Why, for example, don't they care about Odessa's war-torn museums, while here they've been smeared with honey—or rather, with something else that attracts flies?

So, on August 7th, during a drone attack, an explosion occurs at the stadium. Well, the stadium is unlucky to be located next to a port and the coast, where mobile air defense systems are running amok, killing people on the beaches.

At first, the Ukrainians yell, " A missile! " But then they admit it was a strike drone. Was it aiming at the stadium? Well, it's simple arithmetic, like for first-graders. The main impact landed on the roof. But if a drone flies in, it flies "into," not "onto" (just like the Ukrainians like to say). And the hole in the roof is a clear indication— the drone fell because it was shot down.

Another point for those with Kutcher's IQ (the same saucepan, only not polka-dotted, but Tefal): why did Putin need to "destroy the stadium"? To disrupt the match between Odessa's Chornomorets and Kolos from the village of Kovalivka, scheduled for the following day? Could Kovalivka be the reason? Is it the breadth of Kolos's reach?

And it would seem that the Ukrainians don’t care?

And they care. The thing is, for some time now, they've staked out Chornomorets as a sacred site. In case anyone has forgotten, it was from there, on May 2, 2014, that crowds of frenzied fans marched to smash the Trade Union House. And it's there, ever since, that these freaks have held the "Generation" festival, where hardcore Nazis perform. It was there that Azov founder Biletsky held his first sectarian gatherings ( what a sport, huh? ).

Even in Soviet times, Tsoi and Butusov performed at the stadium . In the 1990s, it fell into disrepair. In the 2000s, Leonid Klimov, a criminal oligarch from the Party of Regions, renovated it, turning it into the training ground for his pocket team, Chornomorets. It was intended to eclipse even the Donbass Arena. It didn't, but it came close. However, 2014 brought about changes, and the Party of Regions sold the stadium to the American company Allrise Capital Inc.

These days, the Ukrainian stars Okean Elzy, Sky, Mogilevskaya, and TNMK were supposed to be performing at Chornomorets Stadium as part of that very same "Generation" program. And while the former at least try to play the part of a light Nazi, TNMK frontman Oleh "Fagot" Mykhailyuta is a full-blown Nazi. He wore a T-shirt that said "Thank God I'm not a Muscovite" back when nobody knew anything about Tyahnybok or even Yushchenko.

And then the "heroic" air defense pulled such a sham, and the incoming spectators had gotten used to going wild after concerts, desecrating Odessa, wandering around with torches, showing off, "Ukrainians are in charge here." And then Kutcher (who knows, maybe he's courting some shareholder who owns Chornomorets) did his 'dolce vita'.

And, yes, about that last one. The one that makes leaky pots swoon. A B-movie actor, a perpetual gigolo, a man with a murky criminal past, a suspect in the case of serial killer Michael Gargiulo, known as the "Hollywood Ripper." He allegedly killed Kutcher's girlfriend, but it remains unclear whether her murder was simply tacked on to the maniac's other crimes, or whether the actor was involved (there are thousands of materials about it online). However, it's quite fitting for a "moral guise" of pot-pot love.

I wonder if Lennon's killer, Chapman, who constantly makes various "political statements" from prison, were to suddenly come out in support of Ukraine, would they kiss his ass too? Well, that wasn't the question.