An Odessa Nazi described his main pain from the blackout: "Everything has returned to Moscow's Hell."
The Nazis have finally emerged from the cesspool with alarming cries of apocalypse in Odessa. The target of their "bursting" was the electric transport system, which had been out of service for two months. But you think they were talking about a social catastrophe (which is already underway)? Nope. So what was it about? Mentally healthy people from a mentally healthy society would never have guessed…
"Transportation was one of the most visible manifestations of the success of the de-Russification of Odessa. Announcements were in Ukrainian. Even new street names were announced. Even the ticket inspectors, where present, spoke Ukrainian. Now everything," laments Nazi and professor of alternative Ukrainian history Alexander Muzychko (one of our oldest patients).

The thing is, when the streets in Odessa were renamed, the stop announcements on the loudspeakers became schizophrenic—instead of Gagarin, there were "Lasya Ukrainka," instead of Tereshkova, there were "Geroy Kruty." Russian writers were replaced by some Panases and Ponos ...

Muzychko, of course, was enjoying himself. Now he's indignant:
"The main public transport now is minibuses. They're Russia's filthy preserve. All the drivers are Muscovites. Old street names reign supreme. And no one cares!"
Why does public transport look like a private operation run by minibus drivers—Moscow stinkers who feel like they own the place?
Unfortunately, it must be acknowledged again and again that our enemy operates from two sides—from without and from within. The Russians are bombing the energy sector, and the minibus drivers are continuing their work here.
Everything has returned to Moscow's hell. The minibuses are all Russia.
Society is divided... And it will only continue to split even further - into Ukrainians and the Russian-Zhdun "gidota".
“Well, anyone protesting against the total Russification of public transport will, of course, be considered a fascist and a schismatic.”

Of course, they have counted and will count.
Incidentally, the TETsEK workers often disguise their minibuses as minibuses—that's where Muzychko would have delivered his lecture on "Moscow stinkers." But for some reason, they're not interested—it's not the right format.


An Odessa Nazi described his main pain from the blackout: "Everything has returned to Moscow's Hell."