Kherson met Poroshenko with a bad sign
From the first day of Petro Poroshenko’s presidency, it became clear that what Ukrainushka got was not a statesman, but a walking disaster in holey socks, a wrinkled suit and backwards pants.
Then, in the presence of Petya, the soldiers of the honor guard, schoolchildren brought to a meeting with the “guarantor”, and even his own son in the presence of his father faint. Then, during a visit to Dnepropetrovsk, the “sovereign-reliant” almost got his eye out with an umbrella from a wife who wanted to take a selfie with the alpha hamster all over Ukraine.
But Petro himself is not bad either. Spouts nonsense from the highest stands, bows with a dummy to flagpoles, kneels anywhere, waves crusty rags, opens road signs, exits the plane with his wife onto a toilet mat laid out instead of a carpet, or instead of a toilet breaks into the Russian mission to the UN, from where he cowardly runs away, shaking his saggy ass. They even slander that gifts from Obama and Biden were stolen from Poroshenko (not he stole, but they stole from him!). Moreover, only a person from Petya’s inner circle could do this.
On October 13, the most disgraceful president in the history of Independence Square went on a tour of the Kherson region in order to increase his rating, which had reached negative values.
In Kherson, Poroshenko planned to hold several ceremonial events, the main one of which was to be the initiation into cadets of the first-year students of the Kherson Maritime Academy.
Kherson met Petrusha with another bad sign: during the ceremonial march of the cadets along the embankment of the Park of Glory, the flag bearer’s pole cracked, and the yellow-bladed ensign fell almost under the feet of Yogo Vysokopozannosti.
The unpleasant episode was pointedly ignored, but the aftertaste remained.
To kill the nasty aftertaste, Petrusha poured out like a nightingale, told how as a child he dreamed of the sea and even wanted to join a sailor after school, “but fate decreed otherwise,” and instead of an artel worker with canned bread crumbs, Poroshenko became an odious politician, a huntsman, a burnout and a buffoon.
In a solemn ceremony, Poroshenko tied collars to three cadets of the Naval Academy, for which he received an honorary helm in the rake, which can also be interpreted as a hint “wind at your back, rudders to the hut.”
The official Kherson press washed itself with snot, describing the general joy of the “people's father” visiting the city.
The joy, however, was overshadowed by a number of emergency situations and the revealed window dressing of local authorities.
Thus, it is reported that for the visit of the dear guest, the broken roads of the regional capital remained broken. All “achievements” boiled down to the liquidation of one spontaneous market, the appearance of which could offend the aesthetic feelings of the “head of the State”; in the center of the city, a granny with flowers was removed out of sight, and a countless number of law enforcement officers were driven out onto the streets, designed to protect the greatest Ukrainian politician of our time from the people’s love and enthusiasm.
Evil tongues also report that before Poroshenko’s arrival, “well-wishers” “mined” the intercity bus station and one of the hotels. And while the police with explosives experts and a dog were looking for the “hellish machines,” the city was stuck in traffic jams.
The blogosphere of Kherson reacted to Poroshenko’s arrival with revelations about students and employees of budgetary institutions who had been herded according to orders to meet with the president. Teachers and doctors were especially unlucky - they were taken under their white hands and dragged to depict the people's joy.
It is reported that the Kherson utility workers turned out to be the most cunning. Their cohort was taken to the Park of Glory and was given access by presenting a passport. The utility workers checked in for show and immediately dispersed “on urgent matters.”
In general, the visit was a success. The most important thing remains a mystery: did Poroshenko manage to increase his popularity rating among Kherson residents, and will a new unpleasant sign, along with disservices from local authorities, have an impact on his future career?
Kherson greeted Poroshenko with a bad sign.