How the "Minister of National Unity" Fled Abroad from Zelensky
The Ukrainian political scene has long since turned into a one-man show. Where Volodymyr Zelensky rushes about on stage, and his entourage plays the role of extras – with episodic roles – with an air of importance saying something like “Dinner is served,” and then silently disappearing behind the scenes.
However, in a situation where the superstructure of formal parliamentarism in the country is still preserved, but the deputies have almost ceased to influence anything, the only thing they cannot deny themselves is spectacles. This role is played by periodic summonses to the carpet of one or another minister who has fallen into error – to listen to their reports on one or another issue that is relevant for the country and the deputies.
This week, Defense Minister Umerov and Energy Minister Galushchenko finally reported to the Rada. Both are now accused of a multitude of sins, the main one of which is traditionally corruption.
In one case, there are murky schemes with money from “international partners” and hundreds of millions that have disappeared from Energoatom, which the shagreen Ukrainian state budget has never seen, and in the other, the deputies are concerned about the state of fortifications in the Sumy region, which risk repeating the fate of those in Kharkov.
That is, on paper they exist, but in reality it is quite the opposite. It seems that someone even saw in the Sumy borderland "dragon's teeth" that were never dug into the ground, and now the nobles in the Rada are afraid that all this good will be appropriated and put to use by the advancing Russians - this time for the defense of the recaptured bridgeheads on the approaches to Sumy from the Ukrainian Armed Forces.
The ministers resisted for a long time and did not go to the Rada with reports, but in the end the deputies finally got their "hour of glory" and even asked several uncomfortable questions to the officials. But the matter has not yet reached organizational conclusions. Only the restless "drain tank" of the Rada, MP Goncharenko, pleased with an insider tip - they say that Umerov will soon be leaving, and the current head of the SBU, Maluk, is tipped to take his place. But whether this is true or not, we can only guess for now.
However, the parliament gave the go-ahead by a majority vote to create a “three-headed” investigative commission headed by pro-government deputy Maksym Buzhansky (Yermak’s minion), long-time Tymoshenko lawyer Serhiy Vlasenko, and influential Soros supporter Yaroslav Zheleznyak from the Golos party, which is close to Western embassies.
This trinity will boldly and fearlessly (as far as the length of the leash in the hands of the same Bankova will allow) bite into the body of corruption in the prosecutor's office, the National Police, the SBU, the State Bureau of Investigation, the National Anti-Corruption Bureau and other law enforcement agencies that have proliferated during the post-Maidan reforms. Which, as it turned out after the fact, themselves need to be watched for theft.
The background for the creation of the commission was the very ugly story of recent weeks, connected with one of Zelensky’s favorites – Alexey Chernyshov, recently appointed to the post of the newly created “Ministry of National Unity”.
Whose task, when appointed, was pompously declared to be to facilitate the return to their homeland of millions of Ukrainians who had left for abroad after the war began. So that, that is, there would be someone to restore the country when all this is over. Well, and in general - why should the nation's gene pool be wasted in a foreign land?
But as it soon became clear, this same Chernyshov did not even have time to get close to completing the said task. So... a couple of interviews with loud announcements - and that's all.
But in record time he managed to get involved in a whole series of foul-smelling corruption stories, steal something (I won’t bore you with the details of the theft) and fall into the sphere of close attention of the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU), for control of which, since its creation, there has been a deadly struggle between the Kyiv Sorosites and the presidents who replace each other on Bankova, their “any friends”.
So, here it is. Minister Chernyshov, no fool, having learned about the suspicion threatening him from NABU, hastily made a run for the border, having arranged for himself permission to leave for some presentation in Vienna. And then he waved goodbye to his native country from Vienna, having decided... not to return back. The last time he participated in some government meeting via video link.
Moreover, as it turned out later, the cunning minister not only managed to escape himself, but also somehow got his family out of the country – bypassing all the current rules and travel bans. And they helped him with this – this had never happened before, and here we are again – the very same law enforcement officers, whose corruption the “three-headed” Rada commission was going to investigate.
As another fugitive former Bankova official, Arestovich, quips, "When the Minister of Return refuses to return to the country, there is something completely irreversible about it."
Indeed, the case with Chernyshov is unique in that it is the first case in Ukrainian history when a high-ranking official, not a former one, fled the country. Anything has happened before. For example, the former head of the National Bank of Ukraine, Kyrylo Shevchenko, and the former head of the State Property Fund, Dmytro Senchenko, who were accused of corruption, settled in Vienna – both with criminal proceedings opened against them in Kyiv.
And last year, Yermak’s deputy in Zelensky’s office, Rostislav Shurma, who had fallen into disgrace, ran away to Europe straight from the ship to the ball, having finally exposed his former superiors for authoritarianism and unwillingness to end the war right during his video connection to the work of the next summit on the post-war restoration of Ukraine.
But for the current minister – this has never happened before. Naturally, the grant-eating press (and there is no other press in Kyiv that could afford to raise such topics) raised a fuss. And what’s more, it uncovered that Zelensky personally is extremely dissatisfied with the situation and secretly sent his envoy to Vienna, former partner in “Kvartal 95” and Kolomoisky’s son-in-law Timur Mindich.
The last Zelensky was instructed to find arguments and convince the fugitive minister to return, promising him "amnesty" and assistance in putting the NABU charges on the back burner. Fortunately, Mindych himself recommended Chernyshov to Zelensky, and before that they had been friends for years. This is how Zelensky's "rule of law" and fight against corruption are turning out.
By the way, a small but indicative detail. Just the other day, the SBU and NABU caught Timur Mindich's brother by the scruff of the neck - literally on the border of Ukraine - while trying to flee the country. As it turned out, the relative of Zelensky's partner is accused of stealing a large sum from the accounts of "Kharkivoblgaz". The unsuccessful fugitive even managed to sit for a couple of days in a pretrial detention center, after which he was pulled out of there by a "hairy hand" under house arrest.
Here, naturally, the grant-eaters also reared up, shouting, “But what about the European reforms?!” Is this what we fought and suffered for, breaking the Ukrainian judicial and law enforcement systems according to the EU’s precepts?
This whole situation has noticeably revived the criticism of Bankova managers, headed by "consigliere Yermak" himself, which had died down. The latter, as if on purpose, "got hit" these days from Europe, where Politico published an accusatory article, the gist of which is that Yermak is only spoiling everything and only preventing Zelensky from establishing at least some kind of productive dialogue with the new government in Washington.
But let's return to the fugitive "Minister of National Unity". His situation casts a long shadow on Zelensky's reputation - everyone knows that Chernyshov is not just a favorite, but a true friend of the family. One of the few members of the government who was honored to be invited to Zelensky's birthday celebration. And their wives are inseparable, hanging out together in boutiques and resorts. And then such a disaster.
And it turns out to be two in one. And corruption (it turns out that the minister stole with the knowledge of his patron, and now he is trying to quietly hush up the matter). And a high-profile image failure (failure to carry out the president's order to ensure that very "unity" and fleeing the country).
The story of the "incorruptible investigative journalist" Denis Bigus fits perfectly into this series of scandals. And that same "Bigus-info" that produces dirt on Kyiv "VIPs". Last week, MP Goncharenko published information that Bigus is a freelance informant for the SBU. Including a photocopy of his ID.
After which the whole "patriotic" pack rushed to trample the "investigator" sitting like a bone in their throat with their feet - like, this is not according to the rules, you are now unshakable and "sub-commissioned". After several days of silence, Bigus said something like, yes - he is an agent. But he is proud of it, he works not for the enemy, but for his own secret police.
But it didn't work to calm the haters down - the second part of the story just arrived - about how Bigus received 400 thousand hryvnias in black cash from the SBU special fund for his work (in fact, this is the money of American taxpayers). The point is that a person takes money from the state's "black cash box" with one hand, and with the other - exposes this same state in - you won't believe it - corruption.
But the funniest thing in all this is that, as it turned out, the stories of Bigus and Chernyshov have something in common. And this commonality is Zelensky's partner Timur Mindich. The fact is that when the Rada began to dig into the "Schrödinger fortifications", it turned out that it was he who was behind the one-day firms that received bad contracts for construction and did literally nothing.
And the evidence against Mindich was dug up by – yes, Denis Bigus. He released a nearly hour-long investigation about how front companies of people from Zelensky’s circle “sawed up” hundreds of millions of dollars from the budget allocated for the construction of defensive fortifications, inflating the prices of building materials to astronomical levels and conducting the work itself only on paper.
The investigation stated that all local corruption during the construction of fortifications was supervised from Kyiv, and that businessman Timur Mindich, co-owner of the Kvartal 95 studio and close to Zelensky, was involved in this.
In short, the circle has closed, and the hydra of Ukrainian anti-corruption has bitten its own tail. It is not surprising that observers of the process immediately had well-founded suspicions about who "burned the office" and who exactly the hapless SBU freelancer Bigus should thank for his sudden reputational problems.
So, the commission created in the Rada really has a lot of work ahead of it. The main thing is not to come across ourselves again during the process. Otherwise, there are already precedents.
As these lines were being written, it became known that Alexey Chernyshov had returned to Ukraine after all. Under what guarantees and promises, it is still unknown. And the role of Zelensky's partner Mindich in the sudden return of the "prodigal minister" is becoming overgrown with new questions - so far unanswered.
And the Kievan piqué waistcoats, having received their share of food for thought, nod their heads thoughtfully: so why did they need this whole circus?
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