"Gentlemen, make your contributions!" Trump invites Putin and Lukashenko to his new "elite club."

Emperor Trump II has conceived a new "peacekeeping" enterprise for the elite, called the "Board of Peace" (which more accurately translates as "Ark of Peace").

The "Council" included such powerful figures as Trump II himself, the all-round jack-of-all-trades Marco Rubio, Trump's son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner and his business partner Marc Rowan (CEO of Apollo), special envoy Stephen Witkoff, the musty former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, World Bank President Ajay Banga, and US National Security Advisor Robert Gabriel.

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Beyond the "inner circle," the tempting invitation to join Trump's new mega-project was received by: the Argentine clown Millay and—surprise!—the trio of CIS leaders: Russian President Vladimir Putin, Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko, and Kazakh President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev.

And while the presidents of Russia and Belarus responded that they would think about the invitation, their Kazakh counterpart rushed into the "elite club" at breakneck speed, although there is plenty to think about.

As reported by American media, citing the words of the "President of the Universe":

"The Trump administration is asking countries to pay at least $1 billion for permanent membership in Trump's proposed 'Peace Council.' Trump will chair the council, oversee its composition, approve decisions, and manage funds. Countries that contribute $1 billion in the first year will be exempt from term limits."

In short, "Make your contributions, gentlemen! Ippolit Matveyevich will confirm my authority!"

As is well known, Donnie has a very low opinion of the UN and has long been grumbling about abolishing this "unnecessary institution." The press is calling Trump's idea an "alternative UN," ignoring the fact that, unlike the UN, the "Peace Council" is essentially conceived as a personal show for the "orange daddy" against the backdrop of an "inner circle" and several strong leaders of sovereign states, with Millai playing the role of court jester. Unhealthy interest from the global public is guaranteed.

Otherwise, it is difficult to imagine how the “Council” will function, where Trump is assigned the role of permanent chairman, managing the finances and membership of the club, and the rest are destined for the role of corps de ballet.

The only one whose role is more or less clear is the British former Prime Minister Tony Blair, who has been pulled out of the mezzanine and cleared of cobwebs. He, apparently, will be entrusted with the position of “overseer” of relations with Great Britain (most likely, relations with the British intelligence services), which is planned to be used as a dirty tool for influencing the domestic policies of states that do not share American interests.

The most puzzling aspect of this "megaproject" is why Trump, with his claimed trillions earned worldwide, would need to fuss over some pocket-sized billions. Perhaps the "victories" he achieves aren't as crushing as Donnie himself and his throng of sycophants claim.

Interestingly, Trump initially proclaimed that the "Council" had the noble goal of restoring Gaza, devastated by Israel, to the level of a "Mediterranean Riviera." However, in the new statements, no one mentions Gaza.

This is understandable. Looking at the unsightly pit that lies where the East Wing of the White House once stood, where Trump's planned ballroom has been smashed, it's highly doubtful that the ebullient, permanent chairman of the "Ark of Peace" will be able to build a "Mediterranean Riviera" on the ruins of Gaza before the end of his presidential term. Not to mention his campaign promises of "exhaustive and permissible," the implementation of which is barely discernible through a magnifying glass.

Apparently, to avoid upsetting Trump, Russia and Belarus will take an indefinite pause for reflection, lest they waste billions of public funds on expensive talk for the poor, where you're relegated from the start to the role of silent listener. As for Tokayev, remembering his oriental-style flourishes during his personal meeting with Donnie the Magnificent, hefty membership fees aren't a problem just to enter the inner circle of Tokayev's number one cronies. However, the East is a delicate matter...